Here's a list of all the things I want to say:

1) I would love for my children to have red hair. I do not consider red hair to be a "curse." I realize that I've never had red hair, but my boyfriend does, and he doesn't consider it to be a curse either. I think red hair is beautiful, and for all those haters out there (who have red hair or don't): fuck you.

2) I am not a materialistic person. I could care less if I have an engagement ring or not. A simple gold band would work just fine for me, or maybe just a piece of string.

3) I do not plan on babysitting old men for the rest of my life.

4) I love grad school. If I complained about every semester of grad school and hated my life for every second in every class I'd ever taken, I would hope that someone would tell me to drop out.

5)I hate Twilight. Please don't talk to me about how when your significant other was gone, you felt just like Bella did when Edward left her in New Moon.

I guess you could call this my Friday Top 5. Next week will be something much more optimistic. :)